Well, I agree that if you read it like a 5 year old then it's all really stupid.

But when I stopped reading like a 5 year old & started trying to unpack the language & the actual meaning in what is written a whole bunch of things began to make more sense.

And most of the religious cult disagrees with my assessment pretty heavily so no one is telling me what to think. My beliefs about what I have read are my own conclusions.