I thought about naming Peony Lane

"Just Wine" made by Justman. It fits.

But then I remembered the Just Egg

The goddamn Just Egg

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Just egg, 0% egg content lol

Marketing and naming of fake animal products should be illegal

They changed their branding recently

The worst egg more like

Yeah let’s eat pea protein and a bunch of manufactured food adjacent products for breakfast! Because eggs are bad for you…

Nothing more egg than a bunch of plants in a milk carton lol

Isn't your wine plant based? 🫣

Water and sunlight filtered through plants

"I'd like to purchase a carton of cancer, please"