Sadly, you’d be surprised.

I guarantee you this will make money. Many will buy them not even looking at the packaging and assuming they are exactly the same as regular pop-tarts.

Half the population is below 80 IQ. In the US, that’s 93 million.

But what about muh-protein and muh-gainzz?! Looks horrific, but I fear many people will fall for the appealing packaging, even if it's only 8g more protein than the regular one. I'll stick to steak and eggs for breakfast when the shopping budget allows!

“Dad, that’s a donut.” -Lisa

“But it has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.” -Homer

Soon to be recognized by the AMA as a recommended daily allowance of Vitamin XY and Z.

🤮

Unfortunately I think there are tons of low iq people that will fall for it. It seems like most people just do whatever their phone/tv tells them to do. Sad state we are in

Kind of a chicken or egg problem. Malnourishment is an effective way at lowering IQ.

But it say protein on the label, in big letters. 🔠