They definitely wouldn’t lie about a middle eastern country having weapons of mass destruction to start a war
Right guys?
Right?
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definitely not.
and don’t worry this will all be over quickly.
in fact, there isn’t even a war.
its just a tiny little thing that will be really cheap and easy but at the same time very crucial because THEY DEFINITELY HAVE NUKES AND CHEMICAL WEAPONS.
Iraq did too. I remember being told they definitely had them so we had to attack the country. Turns out it they didn't have them after all! Unbelievable! So Iran definitely must have them. No way they'd make the same mistake twice and end up with another war.
“More bombs are coming. Dig your holes with the hands God gave you.”
—Jarhead
It's incredible that the same (very old) playbook seems to work pretty well...