Mister Bitcoin pageant is coming too

If you’re going to be abysmal AF & rely on your (perceived ) beauty then men are gonna have to man up too. It’s almost 2026 FFS 🙈

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i don't know if i can compete with her unless nostr prefers bald dudes with beards. if so, then ill need nostr:npub1clk6vc9xhjp8q5cws262wuf2eh4zuvwupft03hy4ttqqnm7e0jrq3upup9 to join me in the pageant as well.

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Going by user data it’s clear Nostr prefers bald dudes with beards.

You got this Derek!

Fair statement. She is having a Miss Bitcoin pageant so I want a Mister Bitcoin pageant for those who prefer men. Not competing with her directly. That’s all. Hugs 🫂

I don’t think anyone here missed Bitcoin?

If I crack a rib laughing it was worth it 😂🤙🤣

Guess it’s time for men to hodl their standards as hard as their sats 😎⚡️

Thanks! I don’t think I qualify tho

Surely you do. Hugs 🫂

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definitely do

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following everyone in a mister pageant cos idk what that is do they have to give speeches about world peace too? 👀

and share a talent and stuff? im basing this off donald petrie's miss congeniality (2000) staring sandra annette bullock who btw was born in cia fed capital which i just learned. dad was army, also just learned.

not everyone is, but as an immutable rule of the universe, no one born in Arlington is more than 3 steps removed from the CIA.

like the kevin bacon game but Arlington and less steps.