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In Costa Rica let’s do it!

Down actually

I wanna smoke a blunt with you and puzzl

Gigi 4mo ago

March next year or something and I'm game lfg

I be there

Doable and yesssss🫂

https://video.nostr.build/2682c0934560e63907bab1fa1f7b954d17c72e3280f76c1ea1591f87b1723e05.mp4

I don’t do blunts much so I might be like this

Bahahaha no judgment. Just jealousy 😂

nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhkzem8wghxummnw3ezumrpdejqzyrhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekxzmnyqy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hsrqj9zl pls post the pepes conversing gif

I gotchu

Yes, this is what it'll be 💯💯

A bunch of retards nodding and taking notes. Sounds great 🤣

Absolutely. This is us deciding what toppings we want on the pizza or where to go to eat.

Then we scratch the whole list and go do something else entirely.

Picking toppings 🍍

Welcome to the echo chamber 🤭

Don't bring a poop flinger to a knife fight 🤷‍♂️😂

Never 😂

Does invite codes smell bad 🤭

Invite codes smell super badd

Why are you talking about me ? 😂🫂

Poop flinger is Stache no?

You too? 🤣🤣🤣

Wait…he stole my fucking move?? 🤯

Stache is stealing moves too and not just memes 😂

I’m PISSED. I don’t know how he even found out about it 🤔

Maybe the bidet talk?

Ewwww stop listening to me STACHEY😂

The bidet is on the relays 🤭

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 please explain 😂

🤔😖…well steal is such a strong description…the council prefers borrowed indefinitely 🤔😳🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂⭕️

nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz we need to make sure Stache never goes into politics. He’s way too good at this 😂

🤔😳…jus had a mental pic o mysef in politics 😖…what could possibly go wrong😳🤦🏽‍♂️😗😗😂⭕️

What could possibly go right?

🤔😳…facks from the ⭕️😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

:P 4mo ago

P-Stache 2028

🤯…oh f*ck we have a slogan😳…it’s on now🫡…we’z goin drain the swamp🫡😂😂😂

….get the women’s and chirrens in the house cuz Epstein’s list is a comin….promises made promises f*ckin kept😳😂😂😂🌅

Stache invented this shit

Noshole stole it from him

Hell yeah🫡🤨…it seems momentum and popular opinion are shifting🧐😂😂😂🤌🏽🌅⭕️

Flip the narrative!

🤔…it’s who we are….its what we do😳😂😂🫡

I stand with stache ✊

😂….a proverbial ground swell ⭕️ entusiasm 🌅😂😂

😳…simultaneously the grossest and funniest post ⭕️ day…so far😂🫡🌅

😎👌

Most mornings

SO BRAVE

I would gladly accept 🤝

Some bat on bat action? 😂

I've never seen two bats fight but I imagine it can get crazy.

I think the teeth are coming out

Looks like my actual dog 😂😂😂

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Wuhan vs Skull Bat

LEEEETTTTTTSSSSS GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRUMBLE!!!!!!’

https://video.nostr.build/6bd608a14dfa721ef52835e919724544a4f5af9e9acb742088ec20b481a95a59.mp4

Jay vs noshole

Maximum entertainment value incoming.

Yeah yeah THIS! But flying and more teeth 😂

And screeching

💯

My quant can do it

I wonder who’s winning?

The only correct answer is yes

The bat for sure is gonna win

You are absolutely right 🫡

They’re actually vampires

Wouldn't that be something. Maybe I too can live for hundreds of years and then fall in love with a girl with no personality.

🤣🤣🤣🤣well shit when you put it that way

Craziest part of twilight for me tbh 😂

The craziest part of twilight for me is that she never caught him eating any of her used tampons 🤷‍♀️

This is the most hilarious and disgusting thing I’ve ever read

I’m SORRY 😂🫂

😂😂😂😂

All these horrifying notes will disappear like tears in the rain 😂

Hey man. Cloaca’s are an all in one hole, that means lady juices too ⭕️

I must have repressed the meaning of this word before because I remember asking what it was in the past and regretting it 😂

lol the meaning is my favorite part 😂🫂

I'm gonna go take a shower

Forever

Same

Good. I know yall be stinkin anyways 😂

Wow are you saying that because Jay is Indian so rude

The circle is supposed to be inclusive and diverse 😂

All retards are welcome

⭕nlyTards

We should make t-shirts

Indians got psyoped hard into canola oil they really do stink 🤭

Damn whitey

The only thing semi stereotypical I will say now that I remember he is Indian is ask for that family curry recipe 😂🙏

https://video.nostr.build/4648f28497aa2b4a4bebe5f0571e389d79a3e85e1183c2c481eb3ec5073cd17b.mp4

The ⭕️ after we learn how to make curry 🔥

My butter chicken is really good ngl

I don’t doubt it. Indian food is so good 🤤

This is actually pretty authentic 😂🤣

I love that song. It came on during my Indian friends wedding and we all lost it 🤣

It's really catchy. A lot of classic Bollywood music is

You just start dancing automatically 😂

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago

🤣 I’ve never thought of that before 💀

REALLY??

MAKE SONGS LONGER 4mo ago

Really!!!!

wtf 😭

MattA 4mo ago

hahaha

Evan 4mo ago

🧛🏻

₿k 4mo ago

Ewwww ☠️☠️😵☠️

BoristheDancer 4mo ago

That's just because it's shown on TV. In "real life" That would be a thing 4 sure!

Actually it’s the craziest part of all vampires. Couldn’t they just like go down on chicks during their time and be fine? Everybody gets along ?

Sorry lol 😂😂

Please stop

I will, but there’s no way I’m the only one who’s ever wondered that 🤷‍♀️

That thought has never crossed my mind and I feel like my brain has been violated

Wait. I’m literally the only one? I thought this whole time I was normal

Wait, you thought that? This is why you're an honorary ⭕ member 😂🤣

I think she just upgraded to permanent full time with that level of retardation

Noshole is our leader now we are not worthy ⭕️

nostr:npub1ymt2j3n8tesrlr0yhaheem6yyqmmwrr7actslurw6annls6vnrcslapxnz you dropped this king

😂😂😂 fuck

🤣🤣🤣

Heil Noshole

Don’t worry the crown rotates. But today you got it king!

I am NOT ready for this 😂😂😂🫂

Shit idk if I have that level of comitymenet 😂

We all come and go as we please. Such is the way of the retard

Free like the wind 🫂

This but red

I actually just laughed. I should do some fan fiction edits for twilight 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Should we ask Will to purge the relay now…or? 🤣

Nuke it now 😂

Letssss goooooo

Nuke all of nostr. Failed protocol.

Move to pubky?

https://video.nostr.build/89f770c84c4164e11ac7cd2b4602b84193db24c30e023b59b3d0470c5d5378aa.mp4

POV: your cat drops a pubky during a beautiful beach sunset

Dog owners who don’t pickup the pubky after their dogs are the worst. Imagine stepping in a fresh pubky because the dog owner was too lazy to pick it up? 😮‍💨

Those are the most inconsiderate assholes. One time I saw this kid walking his dog. His dog took a pubky next to my mailbox and I just stood there waiting for him to notice me. He turned around to walk away then realized I was there and awkwardly said oh I’m sorry do you have a bag so I can pick up this pubky.

You can't just go around leaving your dog's pubky on the sidewalk smh

Nobody wants a pubky.