Difference being... I would have lost nothing even if I never got it back because the device is fully locked down w/multiple layers of encryption & I took proper backup/OPSEC precautions in case the scenario ever played out. 💁‍♂️

#Monero / #XMR bros simply don't have the cognitive capacity to recognize when they are in a self-own situation. 😏😂

Thanks for playing, fucktard. 🤙

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You would have lost a phone dickhead

I live in Asia; phones are a dime a dozen. 🤷‍♂️

And since I use #Bitcoin / #BTC instead of #Monero / #XMR, I can actually afford to replace a lost device. 💁‍♂️

Cry harder. 🤙

OK I gotta give it to you, this is actually pretty fucking funny. 😏😂🤙