You would have lost a phone dickhead
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I live in Asia; phones are a dime a dozen. 🤷♂️
And since I use #Bitcoin / #BTC instead of #Monero / #XMR, I can actually afford to replace a lost device. 💁♂️
Cry harder. 🤙

OK I gotta give it to you, this is actually pretty fucking funny. 😏😂🤙