What’s the worst that could happen though? 🤭
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I drink my own piss
Is that in lieu of ☕🤔
Nothing is in lieu of coffee.
Add some to the coffee? Mask the taste of the asparagus in there
Dude, one time I ate a ton of beets and the next day I went to take a piss and my piss was very reddish-pink. It was terrifying. I then figured out the cause--beet piss.
😂
I am dying laughing rn.
The culprit? Beet piss. 
I got Schruted.
Beets. Bears. Battlestar galactica.
That’s where this is from!
Someone has that quote as their zap message. I started talking to them about battlestar galactica since I thought they liked the show. Turns out they just like Dwight 🤣
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM.
I am fast. To give you a reference point, I’m somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther
Another great trio
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haha, when i consume some things my piss goes dark brown, mostly maltodextrin
i think it's because my kidneys hate that shit, and it's toxic and shit
I like the idea that this has been reposted by nostr:nprofile1qyt8wumn8ghj7ct5d3shxtnwdaehgu3wd3skueqpz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqqgxjssfhzgt3cvlpzl2t6zfs4szm93gmxr4nqg003483yvls9jg29v7lq2w8 and now be firmly out of context. Let the madness ensue.
Happy Valentine's everyone! 💜
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👆😂😂…pretty sure this medical advice (I know it’s outta context but still😂) constitutes a deviation from standard of medical care (at the very least)😂
…Our legal boy is steppin outta his zone😂😳🤦🏽♂️
People are already starting to notice his advice 👀
Maybe a new trend on nostr?
I hope this gets very out of hand.
And into a glass?
or at least a plastic bottle
Fine dining ⭕💜
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Sophisticated crystal only.
don’t look up clive de carle and definitely don’t look into his “secret health club” or u might start to forgo the filters
Are you lost in the desert?