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i have a private fruits and berries tier list with the following tiers:

D(N)

Trash

God’s mistakes

melon is a D

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Pomelo, Orange, Tangerine, Cherry, Nectarine, Lemon, Wild strawberry, Strawberry, Blackcurrant, Blueberry, Gooseberry (red), Coconut, Peach

Kiwi, Gooseberry (green), Raspberry, Watermelon, Plum, Apple, Grape (seedless),

Banana

Lime

Grape (with seeds), Red currant, Pear, Avocado

Cranberry, Lingonberry, Melon

Garbage

Rhubarb, Pomegranate, Persimmon, Date, Apricot, Mango

God's failures

Pineapple, Olive, Physal

firstly, amazing list🤌

second, i have no words regarding the placement of mango, pineapple, pomegranate.. DATE🫠 and olive

Pomegranate needs to move way up on the list. But I must admit they're a total pain in the ass.

But I have a lifehack on this one.

blz share

i hate seeds with a passion, i’m big on texture

i’m willing to have another go with pineapple and mango, but dates are just sad. hope they’ll get upgraded in the next build

dates are based

superfood

superfood?

When you go to peel all the bits out, submerge in a bowl of water while doing it. The fleshy bits you want will sink to the bottom and the gunky bits float to the top. Skim and drain and now you can have them by the handful.

Seeds still a problem tho. 🤫

ah yea thought u meant a trick for the seeds

the seeds suck

Sorry to dissapoint lol.

Practice trying cherry stem knots with your tongue I guess.

The skills translate 😉

nice

iefan 🕊️ 2y ago

Have you ever tried mango shake?

omg this took me a minute 🤣

sheikhen not stirred

Avocado, lime and mango belong in S tier. Otherwise this list is S tier.

₿☻Ḷↁ 2y ago

gasp

Cantaloupe in particular is God’s mistake.

y'all need ghesus

Ghesus ate olives. I don’t need that.

Ghesus will show u the ghway

omg you too w the olives, what the hek!!

how u like pineapple?? dont tell me you also hate dat

Is ok. Give it a C. Now watermelon… A+

Watermelon is incredibly based during summer

good watermelon so good

Pineapple is garbage fruit. Putting a pizza under it makes it God's Shame.

agreed 💜

how is pineapple garbage fruit

describe the taste of pineapple

It's like if cactus thorns were covered in sour.

LOL

y'all never had good olives, there's so many different ones

Probably true lol

lollol

You right. I’ve never had a good olive.

Now do olives

Salty rubber with a rock in the middle. All the work, no reward.

ACCURATE

Rich fleshy balls of dark, deep savory succulence .

Deep savory succulents. Funny I could say the same about my dark fleshy balls 😁😆🤣😅

You've sucked testicles before have you?

Yeah. Had to remove a rib but it was worth it.

Ha ha!

We should do blind taste test live on zap.stream , see if you can tell difference.

BRB gonna go shave

Lol I’ll just eat meat

Meat and olives go so fucking well together tho...

💯

never had olives with meat before 🤔

just as a side w bread imo lol

don't like warmed up fruit

Warm fruit 🤮

You don’t like pie?!

C tier

Dayum!

ok i make an exception only for apple

by the way, pumpkin is garbage tier, need to update the list

pumpkin soup is nice

puree with ginger and crutons?

sure, i’ll give it a pass

i usually don't like soup but had pumpkin soup once and it was rly good.. they made it w apple i think

with..

apple?

apple in soup, with pumpkin

uhm

hmm

😂😂😂 idk either but it was rly rly good!

not sure if they’re an open-minded innovator, or if they deserve jail time 😂

Agree with this. Pumpkins only good for carving spooky faces.

🤝

i need a smol guide when it comes to olives 🥺

No, meat and mushrooms go well together.

Olives go in the trash.

I'll eat huer olives if huell eat my mushrooms, deal?

mushrooms are gross

we have opposite tastebuds profiles or smth

i love mushrooms 🤗

Same. Big fan of savory umami flavor

what’s umami?

no deal? 😮

I have one can of olives in cupboard that someone gave me as joke.

canned olives are usually trash

That is where they belong. Too s pensive to ship to you.

Ill eat out of your trash any day man.

Facts!

like oranges but more acidy

Try a tangelo. They're like oranges - acid + ezpeel.

never seen those here

weird

because i really love oranges

hmm

also more trxtured than

maybe it's the texture?

hmm, i might need to refresh my memory when it comes to pineapple… unfortunately

fruit panel w tanel

matatanel fruit panel

ooh hell yea

we need moar

oh hell yea

Dan⚡️ 2y ago

Heidelberg - nice!

Sunny little blasts of tropical heaven doing the hula up and down your tongue.

perfect

I don't like licking hula skirts. 😆

As if , you love it.

I'd rather lick whats underneath... 😝🤪

Pineapple is lovely, you shut your tits my friend.

OK I'll give this one to the pineapple maxis. Pork marinaded in pineapple is 🤌🏽

pork 🙅🏽‍♀️

It's the closest I can get to cannibal 🤷🏻‍♂️

ew ser

wat wrong wit pork?

you are what you eat

pigs eat garbage

u eat garbage

i am uneducated

pigs eat garbage?

Pigs are smart. I eat dem I am smart.

may i recommend

Wut wrong wit pussy? 🤷‍♂️

you are what you consume

You're alright man, you're alright.

What did the melon say to the banana when he proposed?

Sorry cantaloupe

gods mistakes? there's bad fruit?

olives, pineapple and cape gooseberries

Durian belongs on God's Mistake tier

never had it before, definitely a #tanelhasnt