melon is delish
#tanlhasnt had any good melon before?
Discussion
i have a private fruits and berries tier list with the following tiers:
S
A
B
C
D(N)
Trash
God’s mistakes
melon is a D
show list
S
Pomelo, Orange, Tangerine, Cherry, Nectarine, Lemon, Wild strawberry, Strawberry, Blackcurrant, Blueberry, Gooseberry (red), Coconut, Peach
A
Kiwi, Gooseberry (green), Raspberry, Watermelon, Plum, Apple, Grape (seedless),
B
Banana
Lime
C
Grape (with seeds), Red currant, Pear, Avocado
D
Cranberry, Lingonberry, Melon
Garbage
Rhubarb, Pomegranate, Persimmon, Date, Apricot, Mango
God's failures
Pineapple, Olive, Physal
firstly, amazing list🤌
second, i have no words regarding the placement of mango, pineapple, pomegranate.. DATE🫠 and olive
Pomegranate needs to move way up on the list. But I must admit they're a total pain in the ass.
But I have a lifehack on this one.
blz share
When you go to peel all the bits out, submerge in a bowl of water while doing it. The fleshy bits you want will sink to the bottom and the gunky bits float to the top. Skim and drain and now you can have them by the handful.
Seeds still a problem tho. 🤫
Avocado, lime and mango belong in S tier. Otherwise this list is S tier.
gasp
Cantaloupe in particular is God’s mistake.
y'all need ghesus
Ghesus ate olives. I don’t need that.
Ghesus will show u the ghway
omg you too w the olives, what the hek!!
how u like pineapple?? dont tell me you also hate dat
Pineapple is garbage fruit. Putting a pizza under it makes it God's Shame.
agreed 💜 
how is pineapple garbage fruit
describe the taste of pineapple
It's like if cactus thorns were covered in sour.
Now do olives
Rich fleshy balls of dark, deep savory succulence .
Deep savory succulents. Funny I could say the same about my dark fleshy balls 😁😆🤣😅
Lol I’ll just eat meat
Meat and olives go so fucking well together tho...
💯
never had olives with meat before 🤔
just as a side w bread imo lol
don't like warmed up fruit
Warm fruit 🤮
You don’t like pie?!
ok i make an exception only for apple
by the way, pumpkin is garbage tier, need to update the list
pumpkin soup is nice
puree with ginger and crutons?
sure, i’ll give it a pass
Agree with this. Pumpkins only good for carving spooky faces.
No, meat and mushrooms go well together.
Olives go in the trash.
I'll eat huer olives if huell eat my mushrooms, deal?
Ill eat out of your trash any day man.
Facts!
like oranges but more acidy
weird
because i really love oranges
Pineapple is lovely, you shut your tits my friend.
OK I'll give this one to the pineapple maxis. Pork marinaded in pineapple is 🤌🏽
pork 🙅🏽♀️
You're alright man, you're alright.
What did the melon say to the banana when he proposed?
Sorry cantaloupe
gods mistakes? there's bad fruit?
olives, pineapple and cape gooseberries
dont know wat cape gooseberries are
but OLIVES AND PINEAPPLE ¿ 🥹
woah
Olives are unreal man. I hated them , now I love them.
I've heard this a lot! people tastebuds change i guess
but i always flund them rly good.. well.. at least particular ones.. theres a lot of different variation
but NEVER the ones from a can, always fresh from market
Fresh olives mmnn,stahp!
