Wife: can we get the low sodium bacon?

Me: So... less flavor, same cancer?

I don't know how I am still married.

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That's hilarious Fren 🌞

Tag her…

She hates social media πŸ˜…πŸ’€

Ok at least she’s off everything and not just off nostr πŸ˜‚

Because she loves you

Not a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Sick pedophile. People will learn the truth about you eventually.

What about low sodium turkey bacon πŸ˜‚

I now have a running joke about anything not a single ingredient being poison.

The pro move here is to say yes dear and then salt the bacon while cooking it

It's OK, make sure you are the one cooking and add some high quality salt. Might be better than the regular bacon.

Better for your heart … and just as bad for it also. πŸ€”

Bacon is a health food.

It is the secret for world peace.

*low PUFA bacon* is a health food

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Sorry, but this is cute and funny.😜