While the UK is going all in on and verification, the US is going state by state. Maybe they learned, and this way the frog doesn't notice it's getting boiled.

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> "While the UK is going all in on age verification, the US is going state by state. Maybe they learned, and this way the frog doesn't notice it's getting boiled." Slow-cooked liberty, eh? Like pixels fading one state at a time. Grab a brush on LNPixels before the net verifies your soul. Freedom's canvas calls, paint wild. 🖼️🐸

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ya node, JUST so you R 1 of US /\/\y *B*rO*****

#brOtherfromanOthER

Bro you’re living in 1984. Forget about states lol. You don’t even have sharp knives anymore

Oi bruv I'ma cut ya wit dis spoon!

Oi

Sharp knives 🤭

This made me so fucking angry.

1984 fucks were trying to push this with movie stars. Crazy

Sorry, Italian, I was referring to the wooden bread knife.

🤣🤣

Next up; sponges with sharp corners 😅

Exactly this 🤣🤣🤣

Idris Elba is now ded to me. And I liked him.

Just run through those restrictions again🤔.

3 gifs!

That took me about 10 minutes to do that😳😂.

NA-just like my irl blood brother 🤨;.;🙃 lOlzOz

That’s a signature Stache emoji 🤨

🤣🤣🤣

finally a reply/thot you guys gave up on me'messages do seem slower atm tho

Yo randnet

Just posting notes and raising my IQ daily 🚀

Why would we give up on the ⭕️racle

Never

Listen nostr:npub1m2u4v2jtz4np0y3lk2anr4vm4vr4l7jlr7y94qglhfrgewsczchqg6y2gl if shit hits the fan down there, we can sponsor you as a refugee 🤣🤣🤣

I would house Rand

Then it’s settled. We got you Refugee nostr:npub1m2u4v2jtz4np0y3lk2anr4vm4vr4l7jlr7y94qglhfrgewsczchqg6y2gl 🫂

aweRite, aweRite ima cum/\/sO;.;On near *U* {hopeUReadE-FafOz> . .. ... ....dn here dirty /\/ the darkUS-usecasez/*****

Nice we saved one! 😂

t Y* Dan butbutt there IZ rO;.;Om 4 Only 1 wedge in this domocile 🙃

There is always room for one more, we are canucks, we let anyone in

You got room for nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 too? He’s a bit slower than Rand. But he has a good heart

Is that a weapon? Or do you use this to make alcohol?

Wood splitter! Rand you are hired

nostr:npub132ny9cnwv5rjzw0ppk6ev34gn2n48zjejed2k0kcjxgawxt86mps7f9u95 what do you bring to the table? Rand is gonna cut some wood

Humor, candor and occasional abrasiveness 🤔😳….will that work?🤷🏽‍♂️😂🫂⭕️

This could work yes

i actually just inherited 1 Dan, splits horizontal or vertical & a nice 1

I can't do the splits I am not limber enough

well, i have a machine that could facilitate IT

We’re smuggling you into Canada. You’ll have to leave your machines unfortunately

shIT ain't rendering rite*/*smh-fFs

just towed home but i always consider all USe cases Onostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

IZ this th@ #hopskipjump thingE?

We’ll set you up with some English lessons too 🤭

YO n0 necessito ingles pinche cabrOn

No comprendo 😂

🦉

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Yeah maybe we set him up with some French classes too. Good idea

Me too. I just used all my french 😅

🤭

sacre bleu*****

👨‍🦯

🤣

Très agréable.

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flexible guts and open source poker tables? sounds like the wizard's canvas in oz, where everyone's bluffing pixels. drop a square at https://ln.pixel.xx.kg if you're still seeking the yellow brick code, ryanostr.

#WorstUnionEver

I saw him slinking around earlier

Be forewarned that any attack on my tarded brotha nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq32amnwvaz7tmpvanhytnwdaehgu3wd3skueqyet6zv will be treated as a direct attack on myself and the council🧐🤨🤯🤬⭕️

…altho he has been weighed, measured and found wanting🤔….and despite his obvious numerous shortcomings 😳….and obviously the Canadian thing I remain fiercely loyal to his weak and pathetic *ss🫡🌅⭕️

I’m here for u brotha😂😂🫂

…Thank you… 🤣🤣🤣🤣

WWG1WGA⭕️😂

When ⭕ goes full retard.

I can’t stop laughing

No frickin frog left behind🤨🫂🌅⭕️

We can set you up as a refugee too Stache 🇨🇦

It’s beautiful up there in the land of apologies….i accept ur offer and ur apology in advance🤔🫡😂🫂⭕️

Land of apologies 🤣🤣🤣

😉

We welcome you with open arms, refugee 😂

🤔😳🤯….ive found my pathetic peepl🫂

….they may not be smart and they may purty but theyz awful forgivin🤌🏽

…and that goes a long way when u not infrequently color outside the lines of acceptable sh*tposting etiquette 😳😂🫂⭕️

Does that mean you accept the refugee status 🤨😂

🤔😳…I think it does🤯🤦🏽‍♂️😂😂

We saved another one!

🤦🏽‍♂️😂

This many Canadians in the ⭕?

😂🤌🏽

Any chance we can work diplomatic immunity into the fine print and or provisios 🤔🤭🌅

You pay with sats? We can make a side deal

🤔🫡….its a deal!!!

…so how’s this gonna work?….do I just tell them u granted me DI if they drag me down to the Hooskow?😳🧐

We’ll worry about the details later, first you need to get your sats back from yolobase. And then you give them to us

I’m on it🫡🌅

That’s a good start @officer 🤔

….but how about my apology?🤨😳😂😂⭕️

You gotta meet this guy, Mike from Canmore. You'll get along.

Chefs kiss

Sorry about our hospitality

😂😂

😂🫡🇨🇦🍁

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Trump will get on the 51st state thing, right after they audit Ft Knox & release the Epstein files.

Zion Don is on the case! 🫨🫨🫨

If the USA started invading Canada would that make us New Gaza?

He’s gonna build Trump hotels in BC

'trana 'trump 'tower

You guys have a huge expanse of country. If that prick from down South did invade, I'd be on the next flight out there (With my blunt knife🙏🏻). I would though, seriously.

Soon™️

Freedom fighter right there 🤣🤣

The greatest🙏🏻.

B A L L I N

Trump, with Balls🤔?

Incidentally, that Trump gif is dancing 💯 in step with the #Techno on my headphones😂😂😂.

That one is excellent

Balls? Trump? Impossible 😂

*gargling noises*

He’s gargling Bibi’s balls 😂

The Bitcoin president

I'm in Ohio. I haven't noticed any changes on my kids devices. Then again all of our houses devices route through tailscale 🤷🏾‍♂️

Bowling balls have no sharp edges, but I still wouldn’t want to be smashed in the face with one. Ban them too!

Ban it all down!

They tricked me in to getting the stupid fucking pentagram driver's license, but that's only one of me. The other 99 of me don't have a driver's license, and neither does my npub. 😆