my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷‍♂️

is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?

if so, a couple of follow up questions:

1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?

2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?

3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?