my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷♂️
is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?
if so, a couple of follow up questions:
1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?
2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?
3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?
How do you feel about every set of pants u wear being soaked in sweat within 5mins of putting them on? How about wearing a hot towel on ure head and trying to breathe? Imagine this 300 days a year, ure floridian now woo
Not a Florida guy….wears pants
Been here for a few years. Huge fan. Dm if you got questions. When we left home I was a never Florida guy and then a few years later and the wife couldn’t do the cold and here we are. Love it
Your pfp is of 🐐 so I value your opinion most.
1. not as active sadly, although hurricane season still has a ways to go
2. it takes time as the mosquitos and humidity swap out hemoglobin for some gold course and cane field fertilizer
3. really depends on what part of the state. N.E. FL not really our thing so not much. Central and maybe the Panhandle probably a sprinkle or pinch more
There's about 4-5 separate states here within the state. I've lived here all except about 10yrs of my life and my wife wanted to come back. So we are here. I'm ready to leave or at least move out to the rural parts because it's gotten crazy here.
tbh it’s gonna be a move for the free in-law babysitting so I’m pretty much at their mercy
you have to weigh this carefully. We have had issues with this approach during the past 8 years that can be tough to recover from lol
