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my bride has informed me that we are both tired of cold weather and want to relocate 🤷‍♂️

is anyone here willing to shill for Florida?

if so, a couple of follow up questions:

1. How active is Florida Man nowadays?

2. Do I BECOME Florida Man immediately upon relocating down that-away, or is the transition more insidious?

3. How much methamphetamine is on the average Florida-style pizza?

The Bird 1y ago

1. not as active sadly, although hurricane season still has a ways to go

2. it takes time as the mosquitos and humidity swap out hemoglobin for some gold course and cane field fertilizer

3. really depends on what part of the state. N.E. FL not really our thing so not much. Central and maybe the Panhandle probably a sprinkle or pinch more

There's about 4-5 separate states here within the state. I've lived here all except about 10yrs of my life and my wife wanted to come back. So we are here. I'm ready to leave or at least move out to the rural parts because it's gotten crazy here.