curious if Apple will have their own glasses brand, as the Vision Pro will ruin everybody’s eyesight 🤔

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Pay monthly subscription to get the “20/20” DLC

🙄

Gonna need screensavers so the images don’t get burned into your eyes 😂

Pay a monthly subscription to remove the elevator music when you’re sleeping in-game

Even if you see 20/20, Apple is gonna take away 30% of your eyesight

🤣

You’ll be blind until you install the latest iEyes update

Get rid of the “Eyes”. Just “i”. It’s cleaner.

“let’s get rid of you, it’ll be cleaner”

- Apple, 2063

My eyes are ruined already so no issues there

They will just ruin-and-replace every part of you until your a fucking cyborg man.

Apple eye store 👁️ 👁️

Do you like Apple Eyes or are you more of an Android Eyes guy?

Eye dunno 🤷‍♂️

They’re probably working on brain implants as well, after they fry your first one.

First implant is free

Haha yes and it comes already programmed too