The closest thing I do to a luxury flex is wear my Masa chips- Brand hat out in public. Yes I eat expensive tortilla chips, GFY.
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You have a fucking hat for tortilla chips??
Yes. This is how I mog the normies. I wear a hat that advertises for tortilla chips that are ridiculously expensive, but they are made with salt and good organic corn and beef tallow and that’s how I roll. You can keep your platinum grills and heavy gold chains.
Sheeeet. My biggest luxury is i belong to a "hank of the month club" so I get a new exclusive handkerchief mailed to me monthly. Usps shows today is Hank day and I'll get another one in my mail in about 6 hours. I'm pumped.
My hats always convey an extremist attitude so people know I'm not a midcurver.
I don’t know why but as a kid I made the permanent determination that I wouldn’t wear any clothes that say anything about my beliefs. I didn’t like the idea of walking into a conversation where the other guy knows more about me than I do about them as a starting point. That said, I love that hat and also fuck the fed.