I can't believe my lightning node is now earning me, on average, more sats than my nostr shitposts. Be a real shame if someone threw those numbers off. A real shame.

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You gotta post inspirational content about how bitcoin and nostr are winning and freedom tech and consciousness evolution bla bla bla

But I don't wanna be a crystal mama bitcoin philosophoooor. 😩

You gotta take off your shoes and ground your vibrations to the earth, and also sun your butthole at first dawn

Also chairs are so last halving. You gotta sell all your shirts

Chairs, shirts, seed oils...

Naw see the seed oils you keep. You need them to help keep your miner cool

You're living in the 31st century

Wait, what about my Yoni

Do I steam that or something

Do I even have a yoni

I don't know ask grok

β‚Ώ β‚Ώ β‚Ώ butt why it’s called mooning when you shine it?