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I can't believe my lightning node is now earning me, on average, more sats than my nostr shitposts. Be a real shame if someone threw those numbers off. A real shame.
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Kajoozie Maflingo 6mo ago

You gotta post inspirational content about how bitcoin and nostr are winning and freedom tech and consciousness evolution bla bla bla

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Rich Nost 6mo ago

But I don't wanna be a crystal mama bitcoin philosophoooor. 😩

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Kajoozie Maflingo 6mo ago

You gotta take off your shoes and ground your vibrations to the earth, and also sun your butthole at first dawn

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𝔼𝕣π•ͺπ•Ÿ 𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠 6mo ago

Also chairs are so last halving. You gotta sell all your shirts

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Kajoozie Maflingo 6mo ago

Chairs, shirts, seed oils...

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𝔼𝕣π•ͺπ•Ÿ 𝔹𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕔𝕠 6mo ago

Naw see the seed oils you keep. You need them to help keep your miner cool

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Kajoozie Maflingo 6mo ago

You're living in the 31st century

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Rich Nost 6mo ago

Wait, what about my Yoni

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Rich Nost 6mo ago

Do I steam that or something

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Rich Nost 6mo ago

Do I even have a yoni

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Kajoozie Maflingo 6mo ago

I don't know ask grok

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BitBees 6mo ago

β‚Ώ β‚Ώ β‚Ώ butt why it’s called mooning when you shine it?