Think your spouse needs to exercise more? Hide some of their important items around the house and play ignorant. They will pace around for hours.

Reply to this note

Please Login to reply.

Discussion

I have an irrational fear that if I ever live with a woman she will do things like this to me. Specifically the move/hide my shit part.

Make sure you’re working out daily 🤷‍♀️

I train almost 3 hours a day and I'm still scared :'(

Well in my situation, it’s my husband doing it to me. Took me 1 hour to find the nail clippers 😂 I needed a walk though

That's a completely rational fear.

Evil! 🤭

Just a thought 😂

If you hide their EpiPen they will change colors and make funny noises during the search...

BAHAHHA

In our case, I don't event need to hide them 😅 I am curious how my husband will find things when I will be post partum (he asked me where is his jacket, towels, oil, cat food ..)

That’s mine too 😂

Or like…change the bedding. Idk if he can do that properly

Simple masterplan, I like it.

Now i'm thinking about schemes where she voluntarily does some squats and stuff. 🤔

I do this to myself haha

What did he hide from you?

This lose-stuff-constantly feature is built into toddlers.

Need your comb ... good luck.

Want your hair gel? You can find that smeared all over the mirror in their bathroom.

Good thing all the counters in my house are wicked high 🤭

?v=1

Whatever. I will just buy a large drone