Haha. I think it's the fact that their services aren't exactly voluntary is what makes this both funny and quite literal.

The commies don't take no for an answer and everyone pays the vig. Whether or not you want to is completely besides the point.

Been saying it for years... The government is organized crime. They have a monopoly on violence and the FBI keeps it that way. CIA spreads the area of influence. Get out of line and we send the army.