I’ve solved the fentanyl crisis.

What we need to do, as a society is start dosing everyone with small amounts of fentanyl each day… I suggest we just add it with the fluoride in our water.

I call it: “heard tolerance”. Nobody will drop dead from something they have a tolerance to. Plus, I think it will chill everyone out a little.

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Or put it in soft drinks, Fenta

Excellent!

Same thought 😂

Pfizer and Monderna see you as a competitor 🤣🤣🤣

They’re shaking in their boots

I see a lawsuit coming your way

No way.

you should add beef tallow to the recipe to have fewer critics 🤫🤣

Genius 😂

I'm gonna have to fucking drill my own well to stay away from your goddamn opiate water, aren't I?

Probably 😂

I'm really not sure what it is about opiates, but they fuck me up. I've done several variations of them and I've never found them pleasant.

Oooo. I’m the opposite. I loved them too much

Like I understand how people could enjoy them, but My body just does not like them.

Idk if that’s a good thing or a bad thing

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Have you tried raw opium before in with a joint before?

Yes, but not in a joint. I don’t do narcotics anymore 😭

Yeah, it's like a double whammy

At this point, sure, why not 😂

We’re gonna have a lot of fun getting hydrated

🤯🤯🤯

Now I can feel dehydrated AND go through withdrawals.

Just keep drinking 😂

Then well all die of constipation.

We can just add stool softeners to the water too

No push, just a steady stream out our butts.

That’s right

ya know i might move to ca

Noshole for next head of HHS!

Sure. Why not

Desensitisation not decentralisation 🤣

Ugh too bad we can’t have both

Perhaps we can 🤔 👀

No

Yes

No

Yes?

No!

But…but…maybe?

Only in poor non white neighborhoods?

I just lold 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 good

I couldn’t zap you, so I had to tell you

Bahahhahaha

Best movie ever

I suppose it will keep us all hydrated 😂

Definitely for me 😂

Your statism showing

Oh blah blah blah