Dolphins are way too cute to be included 😂
Discussion
You can’t blame them for what their face looks like.
Why do women have all these names but men don’t?
Women lack imagination
Well there is budgie smugglers and now let me think…🤔
Picture a bunch of 16 year-old boys who think about sex constantly but have no idea how to find it or what they would do if they could.
So they coin terms and curate instruction manuals. Pretty standard.
Ok so here’s some male terms;
Womb broom
Womb Raider
Weapon of Ass Destruction
Vlad the Impaler
Uncle Reamus
Trouser Snake
Tan Banana
Sex Pistol
Russell the one-eyed muscle
One-eyed monster
One-eyed trouser trout
Rumpleforeskin
Richard and the twins
Purple helmeted warrior of love
Puff the one-eyed dragon
Prince Everhard of the Netherlands
Pleasure Pump
Moby Dick
Lord Hardwick
Long dong silver
Lap Rocket
Knobgoblin
King Dong
Justin-in beaver
Herman von longschlongenstein
Heat seeking moisture missile
Frank n’ beans
Fuck puppet
Excalibur
Energizer Bunny
Damn! Thats pretty impressive! 😂🫡
But wait, there’s more…
Disco stick
The Dicktator
Cocktapus
Clam hammer
Cave hunter
The blue-veined aristocrat
Atomic turtle
Action Jackson
Mutton dagger
Yogurt slinger
Meat scepter
Wedding wrecker
Spam javelin
Tuna torpedo
Dora the explorer
Vagina miner
Jurassic Pork
Tiny Tim
The bone ranger
Woody Womb Pecker
Detailed strategy maps and arcane lore.
Shots fired
Not when they’re sideways apparently