you should call these "nut zaps"
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and if you really wanna go for it maybe you want to rename "nostr balance" to "nut sack"
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😳😖🤣🤣🤣 best/grossest post o day
I always say that I want to make a change purse out of my cojones for my widow. I like the image of her using it to pay the strippers. It’s on my will among other things
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"taking care of my nut sack" ”growing my nut sack"...
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Nut sack… from where you share your seed
Problem is that that conflicts with the next thing I have in the works that is sending nuts as the zap (P2PK nut events)
These are regular LN zaps funded by nuts stored on relays instead of talking to a wallet over NWC or Webln, I couldn’t come up with anything better than “nostr balance” to capture that yet 😅
brb, creating a nut event
Yeah and if it’s a larger zap, you can say “I nutted all over you”
