For sale: one monke jpeg
This is not just a common monke jpeg. After your purchase is confirmed, I will zap you a single satoshi with your new jpeg embedded as a comment.
Not responsible for lost or copied/pasted jpegs
Price is only ⚡️1000000 
Discussion
You forgot to hashtag #satire
Whether it’s satire depends on whether someone gives me 1M sats 😂
Oracles just seem like a “creative” way for poor Bitcoiners to make a bunch of extra fiat on the folly of newcoiners.
I agree, and that is terrible for adoption. People are going to get rugged, and the line between Bitcoin and shitcoins will become even more blurry in the eyes of nocoiners
Sorry bruv, 7 sats
That thing is worth way more than that!
Way over my buget, I can offer you 1 sat. 😂