I would but my kids are sleeping on top of me because apparently I don’t buy them pillows more comfortable than my face/shoulders.
Also they need to kick me in the nuts three times to avoid bad dreams.
Also it feels like I just played a full (real) football game when I wake up in the morning.
Deez nuts 🥜😂😂😂🖕🖕
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😂😂 she’s trying
What!
Was that not right? 🤔
We appreciate the effort 😂🤷♂️
🐶🐾🤣 
Wait, why does Fishcake get it right and I don’t? 🥹
I don’t think I did. 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣
Now I’m confused 🫤
How do you like these?
Marie tried! 🐶🐾🤣🫂 
Fish!!! You’re meant to be on my side!
This is very funny though 😂
Lol! I am on your side, but how could I pass up this gem of a gif! 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know I’ll never ever get it right…only cause if I do I know JP has to leave Nostr forever and just for my amusement I want him here! 😂
To be fair, it’s easier to get in real life 😂
It is?
Now you tell me!
🐶🐾🫡 let’s try this! 
Ummm I don’t think I wanna see what he’s actually rubbing here 👀
Baby frog! 🐶🐾🤣🤣🤣
And I was about to post the frog dick feet pic 😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Put your zaps back on or I will post it!
I don’t negotiate with feet dick terrorists.
Fine I’ll post it now…
Post it. I dare you.
Double dare you!
Screw you both 🖕🖕🖕🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 
Majestic.
My god woman 😂 how the fuck am I going to explain this to my twenty year old self when I travel back in time……
🤣 very carefully
😂😂 so there’s this frog and Aussie and 4 huge green dicks…
Feet dick is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.
🐶🐾🤣 
This will be wolf 🐺🤣🤣
The younger wolf will be like 🐶🐾🤷♂️🤣 
Wtf 😂😂😂😂 you don’t have investment or relationship advice…you have a fuxking story about feet that look like huge green dicks!
Exactly 🐶🐾🤣😭😭😭🤣
I’m sure frog will fill in the blanks for ya 😂
I’m taking him with me?
Ngl if you went timetraveling and didn’t take me I’d be super pissed fr
Why do nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r threads always end up with dicks tits and arse.
Ummm maybe cause you all bring out the worst in me 😂
You mean the best
Dirty dirty woman 
tbh I don’t think nostr:npub12gu8c6uee3p243gez6cgk76362admlqe72aq3kp2fppjsjwmm7eqj9fle6 ‘s foot sander could exfoliate nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r ‘s sin away
😂😂
What sin’s, I don’t have any!
Sins. Plural. Many.
Name one, maybe two
You’re having unholy thoughts about…..ah shit take your pick 😂
#bestofnostr
As the receptionist at the speed bank said. Thanks for coming
Nah
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