My advice:
Eh, cats need to go outside. They wander! They’re “independent”. And sometimes, sometimes stuff happens.
Hey, look, I dunno where the cat is. I’m sorry. They can handle themselves.
But I can see this causes distress. So I made you a nice rabbit stew.
Hahaha. These thoughts passed my mind already
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Except the rabbit stew man! Brutal 😂