My advice:

Eh, cats need to go outside. They wander! They’re “independent”. And sometimes, sometimes stuff happens.

Hey, look, I dunno where the cat is. I’m sorry. They can handle themselves.

But I can see this causes distress. So I made you a nice rabbit stew.

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Hahaha. These thoughts passed my mind already

Except the rabbit stew man! Brutal 😂

This is a great point. If the cat sees you as a threat, the outdoors will reaffirm that you are “safe” in comparison