not a Star Trek guy but fatherhood is the real Kobayashi Maru…

Preschooler: “Daddy I have to poop. Will you come help me and give me privacy?”

Me: 😬😟😥

#plebdad

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I think my bride is teaching him the art of psychological warfare 😂

😂😂😂

Being a dad is one of the greatest blessings (and curses) you'll ever receive. Love every moment. 🤙🏼

it’s the best 🤙

Daaaaayum #[1]​ chose violence today !!

*squeak squeak* might got Star Trek Star Wars mixed up😆 dunno which has laser swords 🗡️

👆things my wife says

Women 🙄

And they say we don’t listen

got that right bruh

Watch out for those Vulcan mind tricks! 🖖

😭 is that what she’s doing?!

it all makes sense

my feet are too well manicured

🤣🤣🦶🖖👣🍻

Got lost at Vulcan. Is that type of beer 🍺?🤣🤣

Yes, a green beer recipe from long long ago…

😂🤣

There’s town in Canada called Vulcan, they host a “Vulcan convention” every year. Have their own Starship enterprise!🤣 This year they even invited Conan O'Brien!!

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🤣🤣🤣

🎶 blame 🇨🇦 🎶

What is that thing that the ferret is holding? I need an explanation… 😂😅😂

#[2]

A Vulcan light laser beam sword!!🤣🤣

Or some kind glowing toxic sludge in test tube!! Jury is out!!

Let it be a laser beam sword, I won’t settle for anything less than that 😂😂

🤣🤣

Ok. Ferret. I’m not a Star Wars/trek guy but even I find this painful 😂🤣

🤣🤣 ima aware!! It’s terrible!! I’ll stop while I’m ahead

😂

Dude, last night from 6:

“Dad i had a wet toot, can you come with me and wipe me?”

😂🤣 at least the plebling prepared you

…mine waits until midwipe to punish me

Yeah i guess its a bit better than 3 who just screams Nnnoooooooo at me

🤣😂🫂 I heard this scream

I feel you bro. Somehow my son always manages to poop, when I'm at dinner 😆😫💩

RIGHT?!

Can relate.