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not a Star Trek guy but fatherhood is the real Kobayashi Maru…

Preschooler: “Daddy I have to poop. Will you come help me and give me privacy?”

Me: 😬😟😥

#plebdad
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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Daaaaayum #[1]​ chose violence today !!

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Ferret 2y ago

*squeak squeak* might got Star Trek Star Wars mixed up😆 dunno which has laser swords 🗡️

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

👆things my wife says

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2Pac 2y ago

Women 🙄

And they say we don’t listen

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

got that right bruh

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vectr 2y ago

Watch out for those Vulcan mind tricks! 🖖

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

😭 is that what she’s doing?!

it all makes sense

my feet are too well manicured

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vectr 2y ago

🤣🤣🦶🖖👣🍻

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Ferret 2y ago

Got lost at Vulcan. Is that type of beer 🍺?🤣🤣

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vectr 2y ago

Yes, a green beer recipe from long long ago…

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

😂🤣

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Ferret 2y ago

There’s town in Canada called Vulcan, they host a “Vulcan convention” every year. Have their own Starship enterprise!🤣 This year they even invited Conan O'Brien!!

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

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Quentin 2y ago

🤣🤣🤣

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Ferret 2y ago

🎶 blame 🇨🇦 🎶

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paulo 2y ago

What is that thing that the ferret is holding? I need an explanation… 😂😅😂

#[2]

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Ferret 2y ago

A Vulcan light laser beam sword!!🤣🤣

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Ferret 2y ago

Or some kind glowing toxic sludge in test tube!! Jury is out!!

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paulo 2y ago

Let it be a laser beam sword, I won’t settle for anything less than that 😂😂

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Ferret 2y ago

🤣🤣

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️ 2y ago

Ok. Ferret. I’m not a Star Wars/trek guy but even I find this painful 😂🤣

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Ferret 2y ago

🤣🤣 ima aware!! It’s terrible!! I’ll stop while I’m ahead

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Petr 2y ago

😂