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FFS!

πŸ˜‚ I did not make this, but I could if I wanted to πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

I was going to say… 🀣

Always good to have a skill.

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I’ll take this over the porn spam any day.

πŸ˜‚ it's soft porn...

We have a weiner! 🌭

That looks pretty erect to me.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets it in the face!

πŸ˜‚ some people are in to that...

Me yoo.πŸ˜‚

NEED

Dammnnn. That’s HUGE

That's what she said πŸ˜‚

You never leave me hangin

I gotchu boo! πŸ˜‚πŸ«‚

🫢

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gah, She's always got a bigger one :/

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it's kinda hot tbh :3

Is it big enough? Jesus...

Depends on how much yarn you have...πŸ˜‚

Coconut palm after a pruning back. Clearly nothing else

:frysquint_sm: riiiight

This is my new band name.

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Rocks hard πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Why is... the tip ... red?!

Because it likes you πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚. I didn't make it, I came across it on the pattern site and couldn't keep it to myself. You could customize it to your preferences, lol.

I knew you didn't

Just having fun

πŸ˜‚ there's plenty of it to go around...

That's one helluva a knit-wit crafting monument of manhood. King Kong is jealous.

No one ever expects the yarn peen

Nope πŸ˜†

It’s a bawdy pillow πŸ˜‚

Gotta love the yarn folks, if it exists there's a yarn version of it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My 'ego' feels so small.