When an exchange does this literally just make something up. They are trying to comply with regulators and stupid laws, so send those dumb tyrants your absolute primo bullshit.

Generate the best, longest, stupidest story for what you are doing with your bitcoin and why. If you need help, just write up a short version and feed it to ChatGPT πŸ˜† nostr:note1cwsegjaqz2pjr7zfhwzv8euwflde2227a92wflnlmqngxf7jl3mq04dt4c

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Gemini can get fucked

Dear Gemini,

the world is burning and I have found a fire extinguisher. May you grab one too and protect yourself from the inferno.

Sincerely,

Anon

Ah it’s so creepy though πŸ˜–

Un governable.

Sending coins to the Joe Biden retirement party fund.

Why in the U.S. you can tell a cop to f off if he asks you a question, but you can’t do the same in these situations? πŸ’œ

I store my assets by writing my keys on a chalkboard and hand calculating the transaction signatures and mail them to a node runner to add to the next block

chat gpt your own trolling response, review it and send it

in another language if possible

I got a new heater a while ago, got a 'cash discount' from the installer. When I removed the money from my credit union; 'we have to ask, what are you using this money for?'

I came VERY close to replying "I'm buying diesel fuel and fertilizer, why?"

Credit unions watch your transactions pretty closely.

Supposed to be for "protection from fraud", which a good amount of it probably is... but credit union employees are still looking over who you spend money with and how much.

Not great for privacy.

Yea, it was over the threshold of what is 'required by law' for them to ask, so I don't want to give them too much shit over it. I ended up just telling them 'I'm fixing stuff. Is that good enough?".

Hah! I love it. It's like your "letter of the law" response in your recent Bitcoin Audible interview with Bitcoin Mechanic. Well played. My original response was, "Well, I guess I won't be using Gemini", but I like your response better. πŸ˜ƒ