I think this is an “affliction” that most parents with young kids suffer from. I was going to offer him two of mine to get him back on track, but my wife said three, with us keeping the best one! 😂
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😂 exactly. If you can’t fall asleep, have some kids 😂 😂
My soon wife is scared to have kids because i sleep so easily and so deeply 🫠
the second part of this is so true..
i have literally slept on without blinking with my iPhone alarm blasting next to my ear for a solid 30 minutes 😂
It will be your superpower. Your wife will be jealous, because momma bear instincts kick in and they can hear a pin drop a mile away.
Can’t count the number of couch naps I’ve had with my kids sitting on me. You’ll be fine. 😂
I’ve only dropped two out of four. Funny enough, the two that fell are the smartest….
Shakes all the right things loose. 😂
“why did you have kids?”
lack of sleep
“what do you wish was different now that you have little kids?”
some sleep pls
😂 after our second I stopped buying books because I could never finish them. Now, I just sign them out from public libraries. Late fines are way cheaper! 😂
Kids will exhaust you to the point of easy sleep. I’ve found just borrowing them works fine. Haven’t had my own yet.
And the able to return them part is a nice bonus too. 😂
I kinda want one to keep. Worried I may accidentally pull a Liz Lemon soon. Hold someone’s adorable baby, close my eyes for a second, and then be like oh shit how’d I get home with someone else’s baby!?
They’re the freakin best honestly. Recommended.
😂😂 remind me not to let you babysit, or maybe I should 😂😂
Depends on the day, right?!
Or time if the day 😂
Pre 9am wake ups sorted. Thanks nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap . 😂
😂 she just lives in our houses, drinking coffee and waiting for our kids to wake up
If you want to discuss night nanny wages I’m willing to talk. You can sleep in. You could also wake up to a home cooked breakfast. Fresh coffee. I’ll keep the kids entertained until you’re ready for the day. Kids will be dressed and I’ll let myself out like a magical little fairy.
😂 this could work.
It might work until you find out how much people have paid for nanny services. 😂