Some lady in my DMs keeps asking where I’m from. Second time she asks. I told her I’m from the void both times. I think she might be slow. 🤭

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I get those on X all the time:

They are almost ALWAYS doxxing bots

I think you are right. I wonder if she’ll pay the invoice

lol. Probably not from my experience. But I haven’t dealt with that yet here on Nostr.

I had a completely different experience of a well known nostrich asking to sell me her nudes. She knew I was married with kids when she asked.

I asked for 100M sats. Do you think that’s too much?

I don’t think any price would make me trust giving a random person I haven’t at bare minimum video called with my precise location. If the payment is for “in state X” of the USA, then sure. Hell, I’d give my 2-4 digit bitchat geohash location for that much. But no more precise.

I’d take the 100M sats. Then think about an appropriate answer while I watch the utxo doing its thing through the mempool 🤭

Send invoice and tell her that location information must be unlocked

This is genius Cuban. Something like this?

She even reposted a note of Don’t Believe The Vibes on her profile. I mean she has to be one of us right?

Definitely

Ok good. I thought it was a scammer for a moment there…

Mine says she just wants to get to know me more better

My friend had a genius idea. Send her an invoice for 100M sats and tell her location will be unlocked upon reception of funds

That’s a great idea

Make it official with a little note in the invoice

very good idea! 🤣👌

Try it Bella 🤣

My guy just wants to set up an arrangement and take care of me...

Really? You found a sugar daddy?

He found me Node 💞 it was all so romantic. He said it might sound strange and I said "love is never strange...🫶"

Or y'know I didn't even open the message...

You just imagined what he would say. That’s so romantic yarn friend

I just imagined a not cringe scenario and rolled with it...

Wisdom

Life is what you make of it. I make it Lisa Frank-esque with neon rainbows and flying dolphins and shit.

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😂🤣

“Flying dolphins and shit” 🤌🏾

Someone in my dms just said I won some eth or something lol

Is that worth anything? I’ve been hearing about this flippening thing. You know what it’s about?

🤣🤣🤣

Your mom

My mom…is on nostr?!

Where you’re from 😏

Whattya know Jack asked me the same thing and I don’t even follow him

We should cut Jack some slack. He’s very busy making that signing device out of rocks he finds at the beach. He probably wasn’t paying attention when he wrote that message

Aw I guess you might be right.

Always looks like he’s been living on the street for a couple days.

Someone in my DMs is asking me to hack into a "lost" telegram account. Utterly ridiculous.

🤣

Send them an invoice if they want to continue the conversation. Like this one

Yeah next time

Ask this “lady” how the weather is in Mumbai

Check the zap message 🤭

You saw it? 🤭

No

Check the zap message on this note

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Oh the void! Me too, what street? I’m just across from the Walgreens

I’m literally 4 blocks from the Walgreens. We’re neighbours! Did you hear about the new circus that was built? Apparently they’re giving out free bread this weekend. We should carpool!