I hate it when I be shoveling tons of chocolate down the old gullet late in the night and wake up with the bed looking like I was shitting in it all night. 🤦‍♀️

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😂😂😂

I feel ya.

One time, while drunk, I decided to have some dino-sours before bed. Woke up with gummy candies stuck to my face, clothes, and hair.

He was eating them with me 🤣

This your man? 😂

I didn’t eat any chocolate whatcha talking about

Ok maybe this time it was me and the chocolate cinnamon roll

Cocoaddiction

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This better be the shit you post with that new nostr.build account.

nostr:note1yf5s2s3flfy8n975sp2jd3dmxlawgdslm0ztl0y6y46j4lj84rasrqvzsj

Did you pull an Amber Heard?

The dog did it 😂😂

after it stepped on a bee?

😂😂

Not yet, but mark my words…one day.