True dat. My yarn shits avos ๐Ÿ˜‚

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YARD DAMNIT

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ your phone was thinking of me ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿฅฐ

I guess so ๐Ÿ˜‚

I can't tell you how jealous I am of this picture. ๐Ÿฅบ eat one or a dozen for me.

Oh I WILL

โค๏ธ

How many of these trees do you have?

Just one big mature one that youโ€™re looking at. We had to cut a bunch back so it will grow, it usually looks a lot more full

This is the closest to being truly rich I have ever seen

๐Ÿ˜‚ it was a compelling reason to buy this house. That tree is older than I am

Wow ๐Ÿงก

๐Ÿซ‚you should see how fat our squirrels are

No way squirrels running up and down all the day. You're kidding ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿค”

Thereโ€™s a whole family of squirrels that live off that tree and suffer from squirrel obesity so much so that they just be falling right out of the tree, fully engorged.

SQUIRREL OBESITY ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€

I feel kinda bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

Iโ€™d eat avocado-fed wagyu squirrels

Nooooo not my friends ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

Sorry ๐Ÿ˜…

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m used to it. Have a carnivore husband and a redneck family

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงก๐ŸŒž

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

In germany you have to pay 2,50 to 3,00 โ‚ฌ for one avocado ๐Ÿค‘

*organic

Noooooo

yes ๐Ÿ˜… would never lie to you about avocados ๐Ÿฅธ

They should be free

๐Ÿฅ‘

They are at my house. For all nostriches

is not exactly in the neighborhood ๐Ÿคฃ

damn,

doxed

fixed

Wow, I've heard they are very hard to grow so you're probably the envy of your hood

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ mine used to back in Panama ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

For real ?

Yup. It was already here when we bought the house

So envious!

If youโ€™re ever in Cali ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Your compost pile must smell like a spa day

Oh god no ๐Ÿ˜‚