who wants 10,000 sats?

over the last 5 years or so I've been giving away giant sequoia tree saplings to anyone who will plant them. I've probably given away a couple hundred so far, many at bitcoin meetups near me, others I've mailed. i've sent seeds internationally. i have no idea how many of the trees are still alive. hopefully more than a few.

i started buying my dad these trees for father's day about a decade ago and it's become a great inter-generational project for our family as we try to keep them alive and imagine what they might become someday. it's cool to think that they should still be here when my unborn grandkids are themselves grandparents. our family's land has a healthy grove of 21 sequoias.

when bitcoin clicked for me, its seemed obvious that other bitcoiners would also understand the value of starting a project which would take many hundreds of years to mature. i've found that to be mostly true.

i would love to continue doing this but i think i've exhausted the supply of low time preference junkies within driving distance of me and i find packing/mailing trees to be a hassle

so, if you can prove to me that you are a real human and that you bought and planted a giant sequoia tree i will zap you to cover the cost, plus a little tip for joining my quixotic quest to endow our distant descendants with a more beautiful world (in case you didn't know, sequoias can live for thousands of years and can grow to nearly 30 feet in diameter...so choose your location wisely!). the offer stands for the first 21 people to post a pic of their tree planted in the ground. i reserve the right to not zap you if i think you're a bot or if you're posting a picture from the internet

the nursery linked below ships anywhere in the US. For people elsewhere, do some googling, I'm sure you can figure something out.

live long and prosper,

🌲 🖖 ⚡ 🗽

https://www.burntridgenursery.com/GIANT-SEQUOIA-Sequoiadendron-gigantium/productinfo/NSNCOGIA/

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this could be your sequoia in the year 5,000 at block height 200,000,000

Incredible

Oh wow! amazing!

What kind of weather those sequoia need?

Got a place in the "empty part of Spain" that I could plant some seeds at :)

This place has snowy winters that paint the landscape white from october to march.

Is that something it can withstand?

How much water? There is a river need, but water has been less and less present in that river :(

Yea they can handle -25 Fahrenheit but will need to be protected from the wind in winter until they get big

How long does it take them to "get big" (i'm very clueless fro the moment :)

Might take a few years to get settled but in Spain they might grow 2-3 feet a year

I think I have alkaline clay soil. Last time I tried planting one it died over the summer even with drip irrigation. What else can I try?

Maybe just dig a big hole and fill it with potting soil

Ordered it, let’s see where it goes this time!

💪

Planted.

💪

Thanks!

I'd love one, but my climate in Australia wouldn't be ideal 😂

sounds like an engineering problem. just build a climate controlled dome and expand it every 4 years or so

I haven't bought or planted the sequoia tree...but I need some sats...

Atleast for being genuine 😂😂

gotta put in the work

order tree

dig hole

put tree in hole

add water

profit

Royster, are you familiar with the Bitcoin tree ent on twitter?

(for give my odd question but they were a great proveayor of sequoias)

You have reminded me I am 3 years late to getting mine in. Will update as I have more info

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🫂 old friend

I THINK NOT POSSIBLE WITH EVERY ONE , AND YES IF IT IS SLOW GROWING TREE IT'S KIND OF A HARD TASK

TELL ME WHICH PART OF THIS IS HARD

order tree

dig hole

put tree in hole

add water

profit

If it'll grow in Missouri, USA, I'd be honored to try to grow one...

Missouri is ideal

zones 6-8 are good, although if you protect them in the winter from the wind when they're young you can push it to zone 5.

I have met you in person then.

I got some seeds! Gave them forward to someone with more land than I💪

Hopefully we’ll meet again.

You could keep one in a pot for probably the first 5-6 years… just sayin

How dumb am I to not think of that..

There’s still time. Second best time to plant a tree is now.

I DON'T HAVE SEEDS, CAN YOU SEND IT?

MY LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SPEND ANY MORE TIME AT THE POST OFFICE.

GOOGLE IT

THE INTERNET WILL PROVIDE

I WILL PAY YOU IF YOU CAN GET ONE TO GROW

Sadly, when I brought a sapling back from King’s Canyon/Sequoia NPs for my friend who owns a nursery here, our damp hot weather just killed it. It makes me so sad. They are so magnificent. Thank you for your pursuit of tree propagation worldwide.

TRY AGAIN

this rocks so hard! 🌲

Love it. I love trees. In fact, in 2021 I made it a rule for myself to plant at least 1 tree/year. Planted 5 trees so far and I’m fucking proud of it.

🤙🏻

This is beautiful man! I don't want no sats, I just wanna plant some seeds too! Let me know if you are cool shipping to Italy (or if you are going to be at the btc conference in Prague 😃

I don’t like the post office but I may be able to make an exception

Awesome 👍

Sounds like a great idea.

Although…I would need a place to plant and look after them.

Not in a house right now. Still in an apartment at least for another 2yrs.

Maybe then?

Yea your choice, you could definitely keep one alive in a pot for 3-4 years

What’s the difference between plug and band pot? Plug = ship with bare roots?

Plug is just a very small sapling, I think it comes with dirt.