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Homelander would beat the shit out of Superman and it’s not even close.

Watch ur tongue.

Good guys always win.

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That’s your warrior right there. That.

He would annihilate Batman though. Just tear him to pieces. Laser his arms off first. Then the left leg. Then he’d just start sticking things in his ass for fun. Then he’d laser his hair off.

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You think Superman is a good guy? Interesting.

Compared to rapey mckidnap. Yes.

Oh don’t get me wrong. Homelander is a bad dude.

All I’m saying is that smartphones weren’t around in Super Man’s day so how tf do we know what he got up to?

We do know he was a doping ass mfer who was afraid of rocks. Just sayin

And didn’t he impregnate Lois while she was sleeping or was that just in Family Guy?

You’re gonna catch a bull in a china shop rn

Chuck Norris is off picture, behind god.

He’s the whisper in Gods ear.

Chuck Norris is why he’s a still, small voice. He’s scared of Chuck.

Who isn’t? Of course he is.

Even Chuck Norris is scared of Chuck Norris.

Amen. I automatically shart myself whenever I read the words “Chuck Norris.”

Please stop noting about Chuck Norris.

Well…at this point these pants are done so continue on I suppose.

My pants were done at just Chuck.

In the Beginning there was nothing ... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing and told it to get a job.

Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris

That is a completely level-headed and reasonable opinion and therefore it has no place on #nostr.

Fuck that guy.

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Chuck Norris drinks napalm to fight his heartburn.

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Bruce Lee

Chuck Norris's kryptonite.

Chuck Norris’s organs are afraid of him.

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Chuck jogged across Ethiopia and cured the drought.

Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.

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Chuck Norris once killed a Sea just for being a bit salty💀.

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