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Big handjob for Coinbase

And it's gonna backfire on the banking institutions too. Retrograde ejaculation.

This is how the next real estate market implosion happens. Giant pools of mortgages backed by fucking Dogecoins and XRP.

Dogecoin might actually hold its own. XRP is gonna do the final rugging and take out some houses with it for sure.

I don't think they're going to take your word for it, so it's either this or you hand over your info. Maybe at some point a 3rd party multisig with locked funds could work for this?

in the interim, maybe a notary could attest 🤔

Just to play devil’s advocate . . . using Bitcoin as downpayment collateral would require you giving up self custody anyways so it’s kinda the same thing as exchange-held Bitcoin

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