I don’t what happened, but I’m already getting Blitz69krieged over here. Someone’s zapping all over me, need backup

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Welcome to the deep end πŸ€™

Well, you step onto a battlefield, you get ready to be shot 🐢🐾🫑🀣🀣🀣

Oh. Oh no. My family.

Welp, was nice knowing them.

See you in hell, frog πŸ”₯

i’m shot thrice but not giving up, firing a nuke πŸ«‘πŸ«‚

I’m doing this on 10% battery life 🍎

4% here πŸ˜‚

Thanks for reminding me to check

I’m plugged in

No prisoners ⚑️⚑️⚑️

I’m hit hard ⚑️

Need a medic here, guys πŸ’™ Mans been hit with that Frog Spit

Just need a little something to keep going

Ok coach put me in

Surprise, surprise 😈 20K

Hahahaha you are absolutely amazing πŸ«‘πŸ˜†

RAISHMA WAT THE FAAAH

redistribution time

And big love πŸ’œβš‘οΈπŸ€™

woah! she has the heart of 🧑

#[10] is a true warrior, the heart shines through πŸ«‘πŸ’™

whoa! surprise surprise raishma πŸ₯³

you da best πŸ˜‡

That 🐸 got real quiet on this thread. I think #[11] nuked their team

If really so, then it’s time to celebrate the war heroes πŸ’™

We have won

Yay!!!!

Dear comrades of the Anti-Frog Battalion, it has been an absolute honor serving beside you 🫑

Were we ever losing?

Losing sats? Yes. Losing the war? Never

Not while I’m here.

You mentioned Kali earlier

Fitting πŸ”₯

πŸ«‘πŸ˜‡

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

Zapped and followed!

Never.

Incoming ⚑️

we had already won, it was matter of time for 🐸 to give upπŸ’œπŸ«‚πŸ§‘

THE FROG IS BACK THE FROG IS BACK I REPEAT HE IS BACK!!!!

ammunitions loading up, 3..2..1 πŸ’£βš‘οΈ

Load them up boys and queens!

team- he’s back, i repeat 🧨🧨

Further ammunition needed 🫑

Where’s froggy? LET’S GOOOOO

πŸ˜‚

He really wants to go in the pot huh…

… let’s take this 🐸gie down

a massive ⚑️been dropped near us, let’s assemble team

Oh F let’s get back in the field

w/ mega tickler reloading the ammunitions we ain’t gonna lose for sure πŸ˜‡

Are you an AI?

She’s real real

Yeah, the newest model

πŸ‘€

Where I haven’t seen him

Y’all are killing me with the war games! πŸ˜‚πŸ’ͺ

Nooooope 🐸🐸🐸🐸

No.

How does losing taste like, frogπŸ€ͺ

who is he/she?

No point of arguing with #[12] , if she said we won, we WON πŸΆπŸΎπŸ€£πŸΈβ˜’οΈπŸ”«πŸ«‘

I’ve been hit, it ain’t going end like this

#[11] having 🐸 legs for dinner πŸ«‚

🐸 still breathing, all soldiers assemble & let’s go hard this time ( nuclear launch detected )

Ammo needed 🫑 LETS GO EVERYBODY

Are you team 🐸 or πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘β‰οΈ

Lets end the frogs.🫑

Sending ammunition your way, soldier 🐢🐾🫑

🐸 πŸ”₯ πŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈ

Ammo received. Everybody, get in line. ATTACK!!!

πŸ”«πŸ§¨πŸ’£ πŸ–•πŸΌπŸΈπŸ–•πŸΌ

Wait why do we zap the frog

I am just supporting the nostrich fam

For all of the 69 that he dared to unleash upon us πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘πŸ€£πŸΈπŸ”«β˜’οΈ

is it true, 🐸 is having his own little army 🀫

Even Rodman had Jordan and Pippen.

Thanks for calling me Pippen 😘

you can have all it takes but ser this war & battle is ours, it was a pleasure βš‘οΈβ€™ 🐸 πŸ«‘πŸ«‚πŸ’œ

It is true! Show me the 🐸s soldiers!

He might be a one man show, which I love so much. We should meet for a showdown.

Who do we spam zap?

Said aforementioned frog 🐸

Third party entering the battlefield eyes on frog & fish. Hit them while they’re distracted. 250 rounds at a time πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£

I got you.

Wow, #zapgang , we have one more trigger happy soldier firing 🐢🐾🫑⚑️⚑️⚑️

We got us an enemy coming for our dear savior Fish, shot em down! #[13]

I have weaponized everyone. Now I have weaponized you ⚑️⚑️⚑️

Raishma is the arms dealer fueling all sides of this war. Time to take her out.

We must Protect #[13]!!!

at all sats”

Double agent, high treason!!

Slow down, Alice. You’re always tripping on yourself.

#[8] How much you offering, to switch sides? Mercenary here

Oooo hellllll nawwwwww!

I have some great intel, that may interest you πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Dare you do it, we’ll β€œexecutive” your legs, so you’ll have to crawl to the other side πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£β˜’οΈπŸ”«

Take it or leave it froggy. What do you πŸ‘€say. The offer has to be good.

Too quiet

Considering it, it seems πŸ‘€

Wow. You have doxxed yourself. Have you joined the frog my love?

I am but a humble pleb trying to end this war in my homeland if Nostrlandia

There is a method to my madness. FAFO

Well shit, FAFO is my hometown!!

#[15] who side are you on?

Westside obviously

are you team frog or team fish?

Fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie, fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew!

And if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too!

I mean, I’m southern so as long as you don’t come for BeyoncΓ© we’re good πŸ€™πŸ»

South is cool with me Alice

North Memphis North Memphis

It is oddly quiet. Seems like we are doneπŸŽ–οΈ

πŸͺ«

All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

Sun tzu, The Art of War

πŸ‘€ I’ve been to conscription

πŸ€”

I’m Deep South lol

How deep?

As far south as south goes…

πŸ§˜πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

πŸ˜•

Wrong emoji lol

😏

ANTARCTICA!?

πŸ–•πŸΈπŸ–•

Now tell me what to do coach

#[13] is 🐸 agent, shot on sight πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘πŸ”«

Tango spotted

Well… the frog hasn’t been around… now has he? πŸ˜‰πŸ™ƒπŸ˜

I think it’s boiled and we can have 🐸 legs for dinner!πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘πŸ€£πŸΈπŸ”«β˜’οΈ

#[15] hit β€˜em up when y’all see him, he just joined the frog’s ranks!

Sniiitch her you go!

woot woot! we did it πŸ₯³

This is comical.

I’m glad you’re in a happy mood.

#[13] I might be tempted to switch sides with a good offer πŸ€”

i have weird dreams too πŸ–•πŸΌπŸΈπŸ–•πŸΌ

SHOTS FIRE SHOTS FIRE I REPEAT SHOTS FIRED 🐢🐾⚑️🫑

for all the 69s and πŸ–•πŸΌπŸΈπŸ–•πŸΌemoji he send us

You are loaded, FIRE πŸΆπŸΎπŸ«‘πŸΈπŸ”«β˜’οΈ

πŸ–•πŸΌπŸΈπŸ–•πŸΌ

πŸŽ―πŸš€πŸ§¨πŸ’£

aww poor little 🐸gie , πŸ–•πŸΌπŸΈπŸ–•πŸΌπŸ˜‚

Enjoy ....

🐸🐸🐸🐸

This KB dude needs a good zapping. Let’s go

I just got absolutely giganuked, need a medic πŸ₯πŸš‘

I zapped that sum bitch having none of it!!! ⚑️⚑️

You need more ammunition, soldier ? 🐢🐾🫑

Locked and loaddddddded

What did I miss soldiers?

Zapped

Team 🐸 NEVER SURRENDERS

I may not be speaking about the war, but I’m silently battling alongside you all. We will be eating 🐸 legs for dinner after the war is over.

#[8] is rlly the biggest sponsor of this war

Seriously this just went intergalactic warfare πŸ’œπŸͺβ˜„️

Oh god, what have I unleashed on this galaxy πŸΆπŸΎβš‘οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸΈπŸ”«β˜’οΈ

Yes. Pure diabolical fun

🐸🐸🐸🐸

Everybody, join the AFB (Anti-Frog Battalion)

K one sec...

🐸🐸🐸

Hahaha

πŸ«‘πŸŽ–οΈ

Hahah 🐸🐸🐸🐸

who’s hungry?

πŸ«„

Team frog my man. Hahaha 🐸

#[6]

#[7] have supplied us all the ammunition & weapons to destruct 🐸

Every war has a hero, she’s the one🫑

Hahah enjoy 🐸🐸🐸

Wtf did I miss earlier? Lol 🐸⚑️?!?

Too funny

The froggy war of 2023

No frogs were seriously harmed during this war πŸ«‚βš‘οΈπŸ’œ

Shocking

Hahaha 🐸🐸🐸🐸

Yes that is correct; it was…vegan gumbo πŸ€™πŸ»

Hahaha 🐸🐸🐸🐸

Nostr paper will have us printed in the article, how this war was fought against 🐸 & yet it was so peaceful & a blessing πŸ’œπŸ§‘

🫑 To all my Nostr soldiers πŸ«‚

Remember, winners tell the news πŸ’™πŸ«‘

The soldiers who fought, fought & fought & never gave up πŸ«‚πŸ«‘πŸ’œ

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I got a tourniquet

Fix ya right up ⚑️⚑️

Perfect I’m back

Let’s bury this 🐸 once & for all

🫑 Permission to start combat, sir