Out for dinner with my wife.
Guy at the next table explains to his date that #Bitcoin is like fiat because it's not backed by gold.
My wife grabs me and whispers:
- Not a word.. 🤫
He goes on to brag about how he's more of a bonds guy, because governments own the gold.
My wife turns to them and goes:
- Are you being fucking serious right now?! 🤬
I grab her, apologize to the next table and tell her it's not worth it.
We kiss and live happily ever after.
The end.
🧡
I have to know did his date go home with you? Did you orange pull her? Tell her her boyfriend is a box of rocks?
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She obviously asked my wife if I could be her sperm donor because she'd "rather be a single mom than hold a single bond."
Bro you are a god!
