Out for dinner with my wife.

Guy at the next table explains to his date that #Bitcoin is like fiat because it's not backed by gold.

My wife grabs me and whispers:

- Not a word.. 🤫

He goes on to brag about how he's more of a bonds guy, because governments own the gold.

My wife turns to them and goes:

- Are you being fucking serious right now?! 🤬

I grab her, apologize to the next table and tell her it's not worth it.

We kiss and live happily ever after.

The end.

🧡