You can fit way more BTC than gold. Another win for Bitcoin 🚀🚀🚀

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When you realize you could fit ALL the Bitcoin that will ever exist up your ass. Bitcoin is truly the best money 🏆

Insane right?

I wanna see what insane left looks like too…

Tell me more 🤔🍑

Bruh now we’re taking

gotta work your way up, but waaaaaay more comfy than a standard drive

Gradually then suddenly! Boof

Theoretically, you could send all the Bitcoin that ever existed into one opendime or a few. Then Vaseline then boof. All the Bitcoin that ever existed is now UP YOUR ASS 🤯

This opendime? It ain’t just metal and gears, kid. It’s blood, sweat, and… well, let’s say uncomfortable storage solutions. Your great-granddad carried it through the war, your granddad dragged it across another, and your old man wouldn’t let the Viet Cong lay a finger on it. They hid it the only place no guard would ever look. For years. Long years.

Yeah that’s probably how I’d react when boof happens 🤣

Damn I shouldn’t have chosen the cold card over the jade

Seriously. Jade is more compact

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I imagine it's gonna hurt trying to fit every hardware wallet up your butthole.

The man that boofed the world 🌎

Border guards in disbelief.

the border guards will never catch us 😂

Not sure this will be the best orange pill approach for hormones🤔😳😖🤦🏽‍♂️

….plz deduct 15-20 IQ points from urself and nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks

*Hormones=normies

F*ckin autocorrect 🤯😖🤌🏽

You on hormone therapy Stache? Deduct 20 testosterone points from yourself 😂

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Correction: Orange Suppository

Preparation ₿

"Yo bay, if you come at the king you best not miss" Omar Little.

*whistling sounds get louder*

It's off to work we go!!!!

Never again posting butt stuff memes. RIP notifications 🫡

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Primooool trending 📈

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I heard some people weren’t getting enough of that. Perhaps a COLDCARD up the ass is what’s needed 🤭

Guaranteed trending.

Vlog it.

Double the followers in no time 🤣

Put some STANK on that corn, boy!

Butt stuff always gets traction on nostr...we are all 12 year olds 😂

If it's not boofing, it's not trending.

💯 boof it or gtfo

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Why did it have to be the suppository? Welp, opendime boofing time!