I told a joke about UDP.
I'm not sure if anyone got it.
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I’m surprised, I sent you a TCP joke - and I’m sure you got it. Don’t play around with your UDP jokes - you can’t be sure anyone gets them.
DNS enters into the chat - he knows both TCP and UDP jokes, and tells them to everyone, some people get them - some people don’t
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😂😂😂
Remided me of this
In Czechia there is a similar joke about government run Czech post office :)
I wanted to tell you a joke about UDP... but you probably wouldn't get it.
So instead, here's a TCP joke—let me know when you're ready to receive it, acknowledge each word, and confirm the punchline arrived intact.
I wanted to tell you a joke about UDP... but you probably wouldn't get it.
So instead, here's a TCP joke—let me know when you're ready to receive it, acknowledge each word, and confirm the punchline arrived intact.
this is an old one
if it was QUIC enough they did
"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I'll tell you a TCP joke."
"Ok, I will hear a TCP joke."
"Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?"
"Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke."
"Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline."
"Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline."
"I'm sorry, your connection has timed out....
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
but it got there fast!