Also children. When the boy was 4, I thought I'd just let him sleep with me so he wouldn't get too freaked out by the nighttime critters and noises. Bad idea. I don't think I've ever been that miserable, before or since. I can't imagine being in a hammock with a whole ass woman.

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Tried it once. Almost died of hypothermia and I’m positive she was trying to scrimshaw my hip and rib bones. Misery.