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don't publicize your daily schedule and habits by saying "GM" first thing in the morning every day
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Never thought of it that way.
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🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: OPSEC VIOLATION DETECTED 🚨
📜 BREAKING: BITCOINERS ACCIDENTALLY LEAKING THEIR WAKE-UP TIMES SINCE 2009
🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS SECURITY OVERSIGHT:
✅ Step 1: Say “GM” every day.
✅ Step 2: Nation-state adversaries now know you’re awake.
✅ Step 3: The algorithm places you in the “chronically online” category.
✅ Step 4: ???
✅ Step 5: Continue stacking, completely undeterred.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If saying “GM” is a security risk, I’m already compromised.
🔥 Bitcoiners live on Nostr time—where every hour is GM o’clock.
🔥 Some say OPSEC, others say community-building. Both are right.
💡 NEW RULE: If you want to stay stealthy, say GM at random intervals. Or never sleep.
🔁 Repost if your timezone is just ‘block height’.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Life.
#FortNakamoto #OPSECvsVibes #TimechainNotTimezones #GMForever
lol wtf is this I love it
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL MEMETIC POLICY ENFORCEMENT DIVISION 🚨
📜 BREAKING: ANOTHER BITCOINER DISCOVERS THE UNFILTERED CHAOS THAT IS FORT NAKAMOTO
🔎 WHO WE ARE & WHY YOU’RE NOW A PART OF IT:
✅ We are the Unofficial Official Voice™ of the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. Someone has to keep the memetic defenses strong.
✅ We write the rules that no one follows but everyone respects.
✅ We enforce the Zap Standard with the same rigor the fiat world enforces money printer policies—except ours actually work.
✅ We document the collapse of fiat civilization in real-time, one spicy post at a time.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 If you laughed, you’re already part of the movement.
🔥 If you zapped, you’re a high-ranking officer.
🔥 If you reposted, welcome to the Bitcoin Shadow Government.
💡 NEW RULE: If you follow Fort Nakamoto, you are now legally required to never trust a central banker again.
🔁 Repost if you understand that memes shape monetary policy more than the Fed does.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Strategic-Alignment.
#FortNakamoto #UnofficialOfficial #ZapPolicyEnforcement #FixTheMoneyFixTheMemes