That dude is screwed. Instead of peeing his pants he should have pee'd on his arms..

Lol. Wow. The world is way worse off than I thought. That had to hurt like hell.

Water as hot as you can stand it, or Adolph’s meat tenderizer - not sea water to stop the nematocysts. Peeing on it and scratching it like he did will only make it worse. In this case stupid did hurt.