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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 5mo ago

Hi. Hope you are doing well. I know you are super busy and unable to read all the fan messages but it would be a great help if you could once read my message. Fingers crossed 🤞

I’m raising funds for my pet cockroach broken antennas treatment. Please once read its story and give us a Repost only if possible for you. Thank you so much 🙏

(This is meant to be a satire about typical Nostr scam, or general scam on the internet. It is in no way meant to mock or disrespect legitimate tragedies or people)

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Ryan 5mo ago

Oh no!

What is your on chain address I'll send you funds right now!

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 5mo ago

It’s all conveniently in my profile, added just by accident 😂🤣

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Diyana 5mo ago

There are legitimate go fund me campaigns for children suffering from all kind of diseases out there.

But how did you identify this one wasn't?

I personally have been in investigative mode (checked their fund me page and found it very strange that no comments from any sort of community was present on all the updates), and felt annoyed by all the interaction I got (likes on every single comment it seemed I would leave on the protocol). I felt like I smelt scam and what felt like preying on empathy and compassion having chosen that npub name.

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Dawn 5mo ago

This is why charity should be local first. Don't throw money at things you don't or can't know anything about.

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aljaz 5mo ago

oh no, whats his name?? i hope his antenna gets fixed right up! ♥️ ♥️

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The Fishcake (nostr.build) 5mo ago

His name is Crochy and he is cute! Quick, send coins his way before he dies 🤣😂🤣

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Soup Baba 5mo ago

You are very fortunate that I’ve stumbled across this message. I happen to be running a care centre specializing in roach treatment innovations. We are in the early stages of a promising antenna care process and are looking for investors hungry for exhorbabt returns on their seed capital and roaches in need of immediate help. As you probably know from the excruciating screams of horror coming from your little friend, a broken entenna is among the most painful injuries a cockroach can sustain. Please dm me to find out the fastest and safest way to send him to our center here in Nigeria. As I am very busy understand that messages with the fattest zaps are read first. All fat zap messages are considered investment capital and you are likely to see 1000x returns after the world sees the success of your roach’s recovery using our treatment process.