Reason 276 to switch to #carnivore

She finally lost enough weight to try the 'Clasp' position.

Disappointed by the low number of 'reps' required, but also impressed that I was able to maintain adequate 'rigidity' while curling [REDACTED] pounds.

I can already tell I'm not gonna be able to move tomorrow. Good thing she got hers first because I'm about to Flair-Flop into this bed now GN 😂